killy-stabby-1's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[3000 AD]

DUDE NICE!

sick stuff dawg, this is off the heezy, but seriously, i usually only write bad reviews cause im a dick, so feel proud knowing that your game is one of the very few i would accually call epic, i love the retro feel to it too, if any idiots complain about it they are fools, obviously you could have made better graphics if you wanted, but i find that this adds more to the atmosphere of the game and almost reminds me of chrono trigger in the dark ages, the music as well is well selected again perfectly fitting in the the post apocalyptic landscape, all in all i just love this game, all my 5 are DEFINATELY belong to this

[Samurai Master]

dude front page??

wow front page standards have really seemed to go down, your game needs WORK, seriously its far too laggy, when you walk the screen doesnt stay centered on the character so that when you are trying to run to find enemies you end up getting point blank shot by archers right infront of oyu that yo cant even see, the secret item or what ever the garbage is called is garbage, i bought it and founf little to no difference, blocking sucks it rarely ever works for me, then again maybe im just too good a gamer for this crap you call a game, nice try but need tons of work bud oh and music sucks

[Blobbeez]

your game enfuriates me

it gave me nothing more than a massive head ache, which sucks cause i love this style of gaming, yet with all of those blobs wiggeling around and all thier colours being so similar it just hurt my eyes

[Flying String Defense]

boring and it gave me a seizure, and way to easy

wow i fit all i wanted to say in the first box, then again a bland game deserves a bland review

[Bloons Tower Defense 3]

FUCK YES ITS ABOUT TIME

i havent played it yet and already i know i give it a 5/5 and 10/10, DAMN im so happy to see this up

[Escape: The Room]

good but....

why does the axe push the door down and not chop it...lol

[Aether]

jones dude its your computer

i have a shit computer and this game sill runs perfectly you probably dont know how to build your own computer and have something fucked up in your settings or you are just un lucky cause ive played this game a ton of times and it always works great

[Z-Rox]

Gah, i hate you stupid game

it is annoying and stupid i hate it..... is what i say when i cant beat something lol, and in this case i cant, its much too challengeing for my stoned mind and youre right it really does hurt my head, i suggest for oyu next one something a little easier on the eyes cause my frontal lobe is killing me

[The Last Stand 2]

HOLY FUCK DUDE IT HAS A MORAL....

and that moral is: fat people make fucking tough zombies.... but seriously great game insanely addictive, i just wish the ending had a little more...substance, like an ending movie, but still props on an amazing game

[Ultimate Defense 2]

dissapointing...

dude seriously what the fuck is this garbage, i was mildly impressed by the first one, once i saw that there was a second one out i had to play it, but its just garbage dude, like the game it self is a great idea but you need to build on a ton of things. first off the money, i understand that there is an element of challenge with properly placing your characters so that you get the maximum proformance for the lowest cost then you bank the rest. but the ammount of money you accually do get is so little its very hard to build early on, a suggestion would be having a small return of perhaps half of the cost of each unit given back to you at the end of the level, or maybe even being able to play beaten levels over again to get some extra cash. secondly the slots game, i understand that was supposed to be the answer to the money problems but its far too difficult, first level i had 4 spins and won nothing, second level 3 spins won nothing, third level i had NINE spins and still didnt win jack all so fix it so its easier to win. third, continues are cool and restarting the level isnt that bad, but restarting the level with EXACTALLY what you had the first time sucks, i made it rather far my first time playing it but ended up amost dyeing in one level and surviving with only ten hp, which leaves me with no room, for error, so i ffigured "well what ever illl just let my self die and continue with full health" but life isnt that simple, i would suggest either a way to recover lost health points or when you get a continue having a full health/mp reset as well. lastly the terrain, in the levels with high trees and such i would suggest making the trees semi transparent because its too difficult to see where you can and cant place people, of course i know i can flatten ground but with the tiny insignificant ammount of money we get from each level i barely have enough for troops. don't take this the wrong way i respect your work and its not exactally a bad game, it just needs some tlc and some polishing, and i DO know how hard it is to program this shit because i program things as well, you did a pretty good job of the game but as i said i expected more from you wince the first game was such a smash success, hopefully i have given you some good ideas for either a third game or a patch of this one cause i do love the series